DO YOU OFFER PSE SESSIONS?
I WANNA CUM ON YOUR FACE AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUM!

No thank you, sir!  I’m not a porn star, I’m a snuggie!
I offer GFE sessions that flow as genuine, intuitive, and sensual dates.

I'm not going to gag on your dick

and I don’t want any little soldiers on my face or in my mouth.  

I truly do not enjoy anal play...PLEASE do not put anything in there!

I HAVE A FETISH.

ARE YOU INTO KINK OR BDSM?

I am very sex positive, and I believe everyone has the right to express themselves authentically when it comes to desire. 

 

But, tbh, I’m not that kinky! 

 

I am truly at my sexiest and I provide much more authentic sexual experiences when we are playing in the vanilla realm.  

DO YOU PROVIDE UNCOVERED SERVICES?

I offer BBBJ and uncovered DATY as well as  kissing and digits

(after a good scrub)!

I do not offer BBFS!

This is a rock solid limit for me. 
 

Please do not even ask.

ARE YOU UP FOR NEGOTIATING YOUR RATES?

No, my friend.   

I decide how much my time is worth,

and you decide if you can afford the privilege. 

 

I am a special girl, and if you want me, you will respect the rates I set for myself.

HOW SHOULD I PAY YOU?

Dollar bills, baby!
Please present me with a concealed cash donation

(in an envelope or a card)
at the beginning of the session.


Alternatively, if money changing hands makes you squeamish, I will accept an E-transfer that I will deposit before you arrive for our date.

ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR LAST MINUTE VISITS?

I like to take my time getting ready for you and I appreciate 

 a gentleman who has taken care in the booking process,

as it allows me to be present and offer the kind of service
I can be proud of.

Please try to book at least 12 hours in advance.

DO YOU PARTY IN SESSIONS?

Sometimes I enjoy a glass of wine during sessions

But I like to be clear-headed and I want to trust that you are able to read the room. I want us both to be present and really experience each other. 

Also, I don’t like coke dick, so…
figure it out.

MAY I MAKE A SPECIAL REQUEST?

I’m open to minimal requests but if you feel you need to control everything about our session so that it fits in with a fantasy, our time together won't feel genuine.

 

Let me do my thing, babe.
Trust, I don’t disappoint. 

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO BOOK A SESSION?

After you familiarize yourself with my verification and screening policies,

use my convenient booking form, please!
If you have questions before you book, you can e-mail or text.
I do not accept phone calls unless they are pre-arranged.

 

Please always be courteous and include your name and age in your first message.

Communication is foreplay. 
If you talk to me like I’m a person, not a drive-thru,
you are pretty much guaranteed to have a good time with me. 

Evie Brookes

Vancouver, BC's favourite BBW escort 

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