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I LOVE PRESENTS

Let's just be real about it ok?  Yes, of course they’re not necessary, bla bla bla.  BUT I LOVE THEM! 

Prezzies put me in a very good mood and there is literally no gift that will disappoint me.  

Here is a handy guide for the generous gentleman.
 

PRACTICAL STUFF FOR GROWN-UPS!

 

Gift cards to London Drugs, Home Depot, or Donald’s Grocers show me that you know I’m human and I sometimes run out of toilet paper, light bulbs, and cat food!

Show up with something handy and I'll return the favour ;)

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SOMETHING TO WRAP MY LIPS AROUND!

Steak Dinner - I would literally die for a blue rare steak.

Chocolate - Whether it’s artisan truffles or a king size snickers, I’ll greet it with wide eyes and a watery mouth.

Wine - Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc, pretty please.

Coffee - A half full Americano with a gently heaping spoon of brown sugar and lots of cream. That’s right handsome, I like it strong, sweet and CREAMY!

Fresh Fruit - Pineapple, mango, and strawberries.

Salty Snacks - Miss Vickie’s plain chips.  All chips other than plain chips are the work of Satan.

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GREEN THINGS FOR A BUDDING PLANT LOVER!

 

Be my plant daddy! I’m learning how to nurture nature and I am slowly filling my home with cleansing greenery.  Plants are so special and anything that responds well to low light environments is perfect for my space.  I’m on the hunt for the perfect Monstera Deliciosa! 

 

If you’re thinking fresh flowers, I like vibrant and lush bouquets with lots of colour!

ADVENTUROUS SOCIAL DATES!

 

Take me to the spa and join me for a mani-pedi.  The key to my heart is a man with soft hands.

 

Take me to Gravity Pope and we can find the most beautiful buttery pair of high heeled leather boots and I promise to leave them on all night.

 

Take me to the petting zoo and give me the gift of the pure and innocent affection of baby animals and watch me giggle and explode with joy.

Take me to PlayLand and I'll try not to puke on The Coaster.  I'm a thrill seeker and I will ride till I die!

Evie Brookes

Vancouver, BC's favourite BBW escort 

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